Fifty Shades of Left Brain

Yeah, we were both curious about the new triology "Fifty Shades of Gray" and are reading it on our Kindle.  It actually has a nice story line to it and isn't just pure smut as I feared it would be.

Apparently this has caused some reactions in both of us as we set a first this morning. We screwed in the shower.

Now before you get all concerned, let me back up a bit.

Left Brain loves to kill mosquitos, often leaving their bloody little carcasses stuck to the wall, ceiling, whatever as a show of his prowess.  Kind of like a cat leaving the dead mouse just to show off its skills.

But apparently he got a bit carried away tracking his prey in the shower a while back as he cracked the cover for the sky dome over the shower...he did get the mosquito by the way.  So he ordered a new dome cover, which arrived recently to the tune of a little over $100.  I wonder what they equates to per pound for the mosquito that was killed?

It's an awkward situation to stand in the shower, hold the cover overhead and manipulate the screws into place...so he called for assistance.  There's no easy way to do this without both of us standing in the shower with our arms over head.  I put one screw in and he did the rest of them.

He smiled and said "now you can put in your blog that we were in the shower together".  I laughed and warned him that it would be much better than just that! 

So now you know the complete story.  What were you expecting?
Oh you perverts!

Long Live the Queen of Good Clean Fun