Thursday, May 29, 2014

A bit of humor today

A bit of fluff reading for today since I don't have anything to write about at the moment:



One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing at a camp site and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know
you could start at any moment,
I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book?" she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know
you could start at any moment,
I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment,
for all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women who are thinkers.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

Sure, God created man before woman...but then,
you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Long Live the Lazy Queen


5 comments:

  1. I love this, especially as much as I read (which is constantly). I read it ti Bill, who also LOL. Thanks!

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  2. Right on!! I read a lot too, and this is a great fun story. lol. You have a great evening. Hugs, Edna B.

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  3. Boy, I can't slip a way for a moment without missing a lot of good stuff. It feels good knowing that we are the final masterpiece ... I think I knew it all along. So I am going to cut this comment short not only because it is very late, but because I feel the urge to go read ... Hmmm

    Andrea @ From The Sol

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