Left Brain and I were at the mall the other day doing a little shopping and true to form, he wandered off again. I swear that man can disappear faster than a teenager when it's time to clean their room.
At first I was upset and and then I started to get worried. Perhaps he had went home, forgetting I was with him. I mean, our minds are starting to go.
But, he always has his phone on him so I called him to find out his whereabouts. In a very calm voice he said "Honey, you remember that jewelry store we passed by before, the one with the exquisite diamond necklace that I said we couldn't afford to buy?"
OMG! He's buying me a surprise Channukah/Christmas gift! I was so thrilled. I choked up a bit and tried not to cry as I said "yes, I remember."
And then he tells me "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
Yup....that's my Left Brain.
Long Live the Queen of the Mall