I just can't eat this pear

I really do want to try new fruits and vegetables, so I purchased this pear earlier.


It's ripe now and ready to be sliced, but when I took out my knife and looked closely I could see it looked upset.


It just looks too much like Left Brain to cut up.


Actually it IS him in the pear.  Oh the magic of Photoshop!


Long Live the Queen of Pears