R is for Romance

Well, She Devil is just beside herself.  She had met Schneider in the Big Cat Chat Room then she was all excited about him, but he does appear to be a somewhat naughty kitty and is so much younger.

Then this lovely poem and floral arrangement arrived and I think she's in love.

Dear She Devine,

Who is this other guy
courting you, too?
I thought I was first place,
'pparently not true

I heard through the vine

that you're not all mine.

My heart is breaking,

no chances I'm taking---

So here are some flowers

I'm sending your way

In hopes that you realize

my love every day.

I'm now in my basket

Mom thinks I'm sleeping,

But really, my dearest,

I'm actually weeping.

The path to true love

is never easy,

But please don't succumb

To that other guy Sleezy.

Now I hereby declare

a challenge to Schneider:

a duel at sunset

with this old mean spider

He hasn't a chance--

one thrust of my lance

will knock him out quickly

and make him look sickly.

I've been thru the war

fought many a battle,

But now I am done

with this silly prattle.

Forever yours,

Bill

=^..^=