As
a child of the 50’s it was natural to play cowboys and Indians.
Being one of the first generation to have
television available, I cut my teeth on watching Roy Rogers and Dale Evens,
Gene Autry, The Cisco Kid, Paladin, Wyatt Earp, Gunsmoke, Bonanza and probably
several more I’m forgetting.
It was pretty much the genre of the generation - six shooters and gun fights, stagecoach robberies, barroom brawls, any kind of violence you could ask for.
And
we can’t forget the Marlboro Man, back in the days when television promoted cancer
as a death option.
I'm sure this is where my love of candy cigarettes began, which fortunately only evolved into a sugar addiction and not one for tobacco.
Cowboys were an image
to aspire to and I wasn’t the only one in the hood wearing cowboy boots, shirts
with fringe and a ten gallon hat. Maybe that's why becoming a Texan late in life seemed so natural for me.
And
the guns! We can’t forget that every
little boy and girl had a six shooter strapped to their scrawny bodies loaded
with caps to create smoke and noise. If
you lacked a gun you smacked the caps with a hammer on the concrete, but it
wasn’t as cool as pointing a pistol at your friends head and yelling “you’re
dead!” And then breaking into a fight as to who really lived and died.
A
boy across the street was routinely tethered to the back steps with a padlock
on his holster to keep him in the yard.
Somehow that didn’t seem strange to me at the time. Scotty was a wild one and there’s no knowing
what dangers he’d have found without some parameters. I was generally walked with a leash as I was
prone to suddenly darting from the sidewalk between cars or up a tree. Hmmm.
I think Scotty and I may have been the as yet undiagnosed ADHD kids on
the block. Squirrel!!!!
We
grew up in a politically incorrect culture where it was normal to point and
shoot a gun at another kid and take turns playing dead. And yet we knew that the .22 sitting on the
porch was the real thing and left it alone.
But
BB guns were okay to shoot with and were a rite of passage into the next
logical phase of a single shot .22. I
don’t recall a lot of warnings that we could shoot our eyes out, our parents were usually just glad to have us whooping
and hollering outside and out from underfoot.
I
remember the day I ran home with the news that my cousin had been shot and was
dying in the yard next door. And he had
been shot…with rock salt. We were
climbing into the plum trees again searching for food and the neighbor had had
just about enough of us and opened fire.
He
lay on the ground grabbing his backside and valiantly telling me to run…to save
myself. It was the most courageous thing
I’d ever seen in real life. Of course I
was all of five years old. The real pain was when he got home and confessed
what we had been doing and had to return to the neighbor to apologize. The fact the man shot him with rock
salt? Not an issue.
Always
one to promote Equal Opportunity even at that innocent age, I would play the
Indian. And even though my arrow came
with suction cups on the end, they could still deliver a twang and leave a
mark. This was far cooler than shooting
a cap pistol in my mind. When I hit my
mark I knew it.
Apparently
I took it just a tad too far for my Grandmother one day when she caught me with
my freshly scalped doll. She wasn’t only
upset that I had cut the doll’s hair off; it was the rest of the scenario. In hindsight I guess tying the doll to a
stake and preparing to burn it did appear a bit gruesome. But I knew it wasn’t real and she wouldn’t
feel a thing anyway…sheesh.
I
mean it’s not like I buried it in an ant hole and poured honey on its head to
torture it to death, or staked it out spread eagle with wet rawhide bands that
would shrink in the sun. Sorry, but I
was just imitating what I saw on television.
Perhaps TV does shape the mind?
But
the good news is that I did not continue on the way to becoming a psychopath that
tortures small animals or anything. In
fact I am the first to defend those who are without power.
I
think what really warped me the most was watching the test pattern early in the
morning waiting for TV to “sign on”.
Yeah, I’ve tried to explain to my 24/7 generation granddaughters about
that, but I don’t think they believe me and chalk it up as yet another of my
jokes. I didn't even bother telling them that when my Grandmother would come into the room and asked me what I was doing...standing there next to the TV like that, I'd explain that it said to "stand by" and that's what I was doing. Yup, I was an obnoxious little comedian at a tender age.
I
really did believe that I would be a cowboy when I grew up. Then my beloved Grandmother did the
unspeakable to quash that dream. She
told me I was a little girl and I would grow up to be a cowgirl and would have
to ride sidesaddle like a lady. I cried
for days over that pronouncement.
This
is what led me to my new desire…to become an Indian when I grew up. But that’s another story for another day.
Long
Live the Queen of Cowboys and Indians